Save water, drink alcohol
This is a funny email I received; it seems like this email has been forward all over the world. I tried searching for the original to give credit, but all I found is many post of this by others with no credit to who ever wrote it. Please let me know if you know the original source. Thanks and enjoy.
To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don’t. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service!
Dearest Lili: Yes, it would be interesting to find the author of this little ditty !!
As there are many, including myself & my late husband, who would probably by now, have our retirement farm in the Queen Charlotte’s, IF WE HAD DRANK WATER, rather THAN scarfing LIQUOR DOWN, for 30 years!
So, should YOU be reading this, Mr. or Mrs. Public Service, member of society, please PLEASE remember, that there are more deaths, crippling life altering disabilities, more afflictions that have NO cures, more abusive relationships, MORE motor-vehicle accidents……..(do I need to continue? or do you get the message?)
Just from A L C O H O L, than ANYTHING else in this flipping world of ours !!!
And you’re worried about our drinking water?
It is a poisonous drug that is LEGAL, with a destructive ability INCOMPARABLE to ANYTHING ELSE KNOWN TO MAN KIND !!!!!!!!!!
Feel free to contact me, should you have any QUESTIONS WHAT SO EVER !!!
Thankyou.
Sheila Joyce Gibbs
sjgibbs@shaw.ca
I agree that alcohol bring lots of deaths and other bad things, but I think you miss understood this post. It’s a joke, an email that’s been circling around web…
I think it’s was an ordinary person that wrote it to their friends, no public service person here…